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Moms of Dethklok

Nathan: You're in a tribute band paying tribute to yourself? That's like jacking off to a picture of yourself online!
Murderface: Which I've done.
Toki: Of course I'm nots paying tributes to myself. In Thunderhorse, I'm Skwisgaar.
Skwisgaar: Dat's why my pants and shirts keeps disappearing! Dat's fucking weird dudes.
Toki: Well we're really good, we plays every Thursday nights.
[pause]
Murderface: Wait a minute...
Nathan: Thursday night? That's impossible, you have astronaut class on Thursday night.
Murderface: Astronaut class is a lie?! I've been telling everyone that you're gonna be an astronaut! Now you're making me look like an asshole!

“You know, when I was a kid in Florida I used to hang out with cows. And I’ve learned how to sleep standing up just like the cows.”

- Nathan Explosion (via early-lavender)

charwright5:

wtffanfiction:
Fandom: Metalocalypse
“Everyone, including Nathan, launched into an animated discussion about which conditioner was best for the balls. There was some disagreement over which was the best, but they all agreed that it was necessary to use body wash and shampoo first, because washing your balls felt good.”
The best part… This actually sounds like something that would happen on the show…

picklesnickles:

elendraug:

Dethklok names bands.

justmetalocalypsethings:

Submitted by Cloudchaser2000

mopedstories:

helvetios:

Skwisgaar’s reaction.

turnipgirl:

waitingforseason5:
Sorry about being a dick but sometimes it’s hard to suppress the urge of ruining other peoples lives!
Murderface in Dethlessons
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Murderface says he makes the sandwiches but
Does Skwisgaar have to do everything? Write all the guitar/bass parts, (re)record all the guitar/bass parts, make the sandwiches…
Maybe MF and Toki try making sandwiches but Skwisgaar’s all ‘nopes, dis is dildos’ and makes them again himself.

early-lavender:

last night I was just screencapping giggly-drunk Seth for art reference.
I had way too much fun with it

early-lavender:

happy birthday judit! i hope you enjoy this drawing of your otp
I’M SPEECHLESS
oh my god marina you are .. can’t find the most fitting superlative to describe you.
this is pERFECT
i love you <3